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 No.5984[View All]

Post here every time you visit lizchan.
We must crank up the speed somehow.
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 No.7455

aaa i hate the coom
i wanna b productive but i'd just COOOOOM sometimes and I'd be unproductive for HOURS

 No.7456

>>7454
Weird then, i dont see any niggas in my fap expeditions.
Use rule34.xxx and -tag u dont want to see.

e621.net for furries
nhentai for doujins.
These two are my favs

 No.7457

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>>7456
Nah, I use gelbooru and people still can't tag "dark-skinned_male" properly, so that shit sadly annoys the fuck out of me.

 No.7458

>>7457
just tag all niggers

 No.7459

>>7458
Gelbooru uses Google captcha.

 No.7460

My motherboard makes noises that sound like old hard drive.
Just now I noticed that it stops when moving mouse. Unpluggoing changes nothing.
Weird

 No.7461

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Mommy forced me to look for job.
I will end up in a call center or some shit.
Good, maybe that will awaken something in me.
Hate towards shitty job perhaps will push me forward.

One can only hope, I am in total stagnation for over a decade.

 No.7463

I see high school from window and like 90% of ppl are dressed in Y2K fashion.
Weird simulation vibes

 No.7464

>>7463
>I see high school from window and like 90% of ppl are dressed in Y2K fashion.
What is that?

 No.7465

>>7461
>Hate towards shitty job perhaps will push me forward.
unless you turn into a brown nosing scumbag and can handle way more responsibility you can't get ahead in the workplace. guys like us have to settle for the lowest pay shit jobs, only once in my entire long career have I made a decent amount more than the minimum wage and that was only for a short while

 No.7467

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I dropped phone into toilet bowl and it died in piss

 No.7468

nvm, it came back to life
-sent from pissphone

 No.7470

>>7467
>sent from
smartphone poster detected. I hope your piss fries the motherboard

 No.7473

I'm so sick of being poor. every day I worry about money

 No.7474

My steppfather forced me to drink because I'm a huge pussy and he's quite abusive.

I had tears in my eyes from forced socialization.
He showed me his new car outside later.

When comming back there were 3 girls smoking a cig outside and he invitted them in.
They were talking and I was sitting quiet on the floot lol

One girl gave me her number and said that her granda is looking for someone to train in carpentry and she can give me free courses.

Xd what the fuck
(guy is 70+)

Im realy drunk, think img onna puke

 No.7475

Said something about being obsessed with ppl with autism xd
WHatever, I hope my retarded ass will get employed or trained

 No.7476

Oh the embeded youtube link is not working like it should.


Anyway I puked and nowv going to sleep, after washing teeth ofc.

 No.7477

Nevermind I didnt embed right

 No.7478

but overral Im in profit, in his drunken state he gave galaxy s6 smartwatch and some new phone.
So I wont be using a relic from 2014.
Probably will use it for ubereats deliveries since I finally have a reliable device.
if choose to earn a living this way.

 No.7479

>>7478
>smartwatch
total normie faggot shit. might as well let google shove an anal probe up your ass

 No.7480

>>7479
Agree, but if I had to choose one I would rather be probed than wear something on wrist.
Out of gratitude I had it on for a night.
Woke up with red itchy burning wrist, it must have ton of nickel.

>total normie faggot shit

Yeah, the only one function that could be somewhat useful for me is signal for being stressed.
Because I'm too retarded to realize that sometimes lol

 No.7482

>>7480
I wear a cheap digital watch. I like to know the time and I have my dumb phone turned off 99% of the time.

 No.7489

my job makes me stress out so much I could cry and vomit. I feel so trapped because I need money

 No.7490

>>7489
What kind of traumatic job is that,sucking gangster's dick?
Joking, I fully understand this.
You either overcome this or spiral down into even worse state of mind.
Know this because that's me >>6325 lol
Feel free to chat I know what you are going through.

 No.7491

>>7490
nothing too traumatic, but some days too much human interaction and responsibility for me to handle. me spiralling down any lower would lead to insolvency, I must wage slave for peanuts to live. I don't want to be like one of those homeless guys in my neighbourhood who sleeps on a cardboard box

 No.7492

>>7490
re-reading my post it did make me sound like a hoe. no I've never had sex or sold my body, I have a normal shitty job, I'm a male

 No.7493

>>7492
Haha I didnt read it like that until you pointed it out. Hilarious

 No.7494

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youtube algorithm is so terrible, i thought that was temporary but it's like that for a long time.

Like what the fuck is this cringe title and bunch of retards clicking it.
Same with slowed + reverb songs.

Keep clicking not interested and hide channel, I dont think it does anything.

 No.7495

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Bacteria is eating my feet.
It's called pitted keratolysis.
It doesn't stink or itch yet, hoping it will disappear on it's own.

Also my balls hurt, kidneys a bit too.
I had too much cheese this week and that's the result.
It's quite painful, I dont want to visit ER again lol
Most of the time nothing happens but I will probably stop eating products with milk in it now.
Right after that one last pancake

 No.7496

>>7495
antibiotics, brother. The most commonly used one for this is OTC. The Wikipedia page on it is very helpful, too. Hell, I feel more knowledgeable now that I've read it.

I am growing stronger, lizzies. My knowledge is expanding, and there's nothing society can do about it. Soon, it'll be too late, and the world will know of my POWER.

 No.7497

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Been gifted motivational book for women on how to be more confident lmao
Mother's guy often buys random crap like that without even glancing over

it has shitty images like these
"what pisses me off the most are PEOPLE"
"new season, new costume, new fat folds"

Sorry Lizzies I'm going to read it, queen gotta slaaaay

 No.7498

do any of you post on 162

 No.7499

>>7498
is that one of the triforce chans?
if so, no, i'd never

 No.7501

>>7498
>>7499
Drop link

 No.7502

>>7497
please don't start wearing makeup liz

 No.7504

>>7496
Thanks liz, you motivated me to look it up.
I would probably postpone indefinetely if you didnt post.

 No.7506

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This unit escorts you "straight" to gay jail.

I wish these had flag's colors like variations for each gender. That would look better.
Oh and there is brown line too. They should make full brown one that only blacks could drive, now that would be inclusive!

 No.7508

>>7502
Definetely will put on emo eyeliner when I kms as a satire

 No.7509

>>7504
No problem. Glad my post actually helped.

 No.7510

this site warmblooded?

 No.7513

>>7510
Nah, but feel free to post about your lost virginity and social life, mod isn't banning for that

 No.7514

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Yes

 No.7515

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Spent so much time looking for a job that I forgot to practise the skillset for the jobs I am applying to

 No.7516

I managed to talk with my parents and if I go to uni with him then I will rent free.
Good stuff because I would go broke otherwise.
Dont know what specifaction to choose.

>>7515
How long?
I was looking for one too but not that hard. Nobody called obviously.

 No.7517

>>7516
Well my job contract ended at end of March so I'd say since then. But even then my stack is just quite rusty

 No.7518

>>7515
you have skills?

 No.7523

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I dont feel comfortable posting cringeworthy images without spoiler, will this function be fixed?
It's like that since site ressurection

 No.7524

X-men 97 is pretty good

 No.7526

cont. >>7516
>if I go to uni with him then I will rent free
THEY CHANGED THEIR MIND.
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 No.7534

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Two beers made me feel like I can achieve everything, unstopable power of will.
If I wake up as weakling feeling like shit, tears will fall and I will turn into alcoholic.



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